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Silantic was founded in 2003 by a sole dreamer. Today, we have cultivated a network of dedicated dreamers, passionate about helping people and businesses succeed in the ever-changing world of technology. With our extensive knowledge and expertise, we are confident that we can provide advice, and you could achieve your goals*.
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